pimento64

joined 2 years ago
[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 months ago

A collective gets a singular noun.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

God forbid we have nice clean TV lighting where you can see what's happening and the drama comes from just writing it effectively

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can buy display panels, and Sceptre TVs still have non-smart options.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hello madam,

My name is Bobson Dugnutt and I am a third-party contractor with Microsoft Support. I will be assiduous to help with you today.

I'm sorry, this feature is not planned at this time. You don't need to be able to do that. Bitch ass.

If this review was helpful, please click "Helpful" and vote 5 and tell my supervisor by filling out this brief survey and send a feedback email to our support centerfollow me an LinkedIn and come to my birthday party and be my friend. Thank you please.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you do anything besides shitpost and deliberately misinterpret people?

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (7 children)

For example, try buying a television in a retail store that doesn't have "smart" features at all, just inputs, outputs, and a digital tuner.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't speak for that guy, but all my money has been spent stocking the decommissioned missile silo I bought with lifesaving medicine, painkillers, contraceptives, cigarettes, gasoline and diesel, pornography, alcohol, ammunition, and over a hundred tons of highly processed junk food. No cash and no gold, only irreplaceable commodities. If society collapses, I will have a stranglehold on what people won't do without, and I will parlay that into ruling the ashes like a god. An angry god. Primitive future societies will not remember my real name, but human development will be permanently degenerated by the generations of shameful blood sacrifices intended to appease The Defiler. Or The Iron Hand. I can't decide which to go with yet.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (5 children)

As someone who stopped watching STP within minutes to avoid psychic damage, it's really jarring to see that their wardrobe managed to somehow come up with costumes that are even uglier and more visibly uncomfortable than those polyester jumpsuits they crammed the actors into on the first season of TNG.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago

I'm starting to think smoking crack might just be more trouble than it's worth.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 months ago

Skill issue, get good

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz -5 points 8 months ago

How is that depressing? Don't be so servile.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

I get where you're coming from, but if you have a problem with the Chicago Manual of Style then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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