pimento64

joined 2 years ago
[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

A force field generated by your mom's obesity

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how do I do x?

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you don't need to be able to do x.

Do you also secretly answer every question on stackoverflow?

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Only one thing wrong with your mind: the picture you're thinking of is of Broly, not Goku

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Greenies also refers to a specific type of amphetamines that pro athletes used to abuse

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was me, I decided it. Got a problem with it?

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

That watermark won't be complete without a wholesome 100 at the bottom

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The one on the far left looks like it has a pup on its belly:

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (22 children)

Not always, n'wah

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You might not like Jimmy Buffett, but Bob Dylan put him on the short list of his favorite songwriters of all time. Real recognize real

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Inb4 the totally-not-shills arrive to add "No no no fellow poors! Voting changes nothing, do you know what I be saying, my dog? You should not even try to vote, surely it will not make a difference. Working within the "system" can never succeed, dude, so I just stay at home playing among us and catching pokeyman creatures. On no account should you ever vote, for rizzle."

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago

No, the people who started that war did win it. The objective was to slap black people and liberals with felonies to make them ineligible to vote, and it succeeded brilliantly.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Remember Picard's photo album from Generations? They put photos of (non-union stand-ins for) Robert and René in a crappy Sears photo album with rumpled pages, and then since it's a space photo album they sloppily glued the pictures to lenticular holofoil paper from a trapper keeper, using what I can only assume were the last four drops of Elmer's glue left in the bottle.

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