petrol_sniff_king

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

Okay, so the word "never" is being used here in its hyperbolic form to, tactfully, strengthen the rhetoric. It impassions the speech to deliver a point with more verve than another choice would.

The message is easy to receive. What is it you gain by being this needlessly contrarian?

You are really going to have to get over this idea that violence itself is fascism. You will never win anything otherwise.

You know, MLK couldn't have done what he did without Malcolm X. They were two sides of the same coin. "Listen to reason. Or we start bringing guns."

Racists only need to trust that saying the n-word in public will get their ass beat.

So it is for being republican.

Why are you people so opposed to using shame to your strategic advantage?

Being conservative is not genetic: If they don't want to deal with the extreme difficulty of being republican in public, then they should stop doing that.

I don't care if they understand why or not. They will submit or perish.

Oh! It's so rare that someone is just like "I agree, thank you!" I'm sure you're doing all right.

It can. You've gotta read between people's words.

Mostly, it just bothers me that the r/thathappened crowd spend so much time trying to get the upper hand on instagram influencers, and so little time actually engaging with the content.

You can make a point about how such and such behavior is just fine, actually, and it glances off their head like it were steel armor because the meme isn't real.

To clarify: By believable, I don't mean real. I mean not worthy of suspicion.

Okay, this does bother me because embellished? Sure. Made up? This is entirely believable.

Not to mention, this specific meme is ooold as fuuuck.

We don't have time for an interview through the McDonald's drive-thru, my friend; you're clogging up the line.

Ma'am, we have hotwheels or barbie, we can move this along as soon as you tell us which one you'd like.

When I was in highschool, a student I was sat next to found out I was an athiest. He rotated a full 90 degrees in his chair at me, and with an excitement shared only by inventors and engineers finally getting to see their ideas actually working in the real world, he asked me: "Where did dirt come from?"

I told him, "I don't know what dirt is."

Quizzically, "Dirt. Like, in the ground."

I tapped my shoes on the floor. "Home Depot."

This was, apparently, as far as his anime-villain machinations could take him. He quietly rotated back to the table and drew a school bus or something—I don't remember what we were doing in art class.

Far from the worst encounter a person could have, but I think about it all the time.