pantyhosewimp

joined 2 years ago
[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Back in 2020 I quit the gym and bought a standalone pull-up bar, dip station combo and put it in the garage. Plus some of those giant thick workout rubber bands. Don’t really need anything else to do all the movements I was doing at the gym

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Breakfast on Pluto Nash Bridges of Madison County.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I found a stick like that as an eight year old, I shot so many orcs with it.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In case non-native English speakers don’t understand.

The word “murder” is an old legal term meaning: unlawful killing of a person. This implies that there are lawful ways to kill a person. Slang usage of the word “murder” is less precise.

A proper translation of the Bible’s 10 Commandments prohibits murder, that is, don’t kill anyone in a way that your tribe forbids. It does not prohibit every kind of killing of people, that would be ludicrous. This is why those Christians who have the viewpoint of 100% no killing of people are misguided.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Send the dogs to a kennel so they can’t wake you up after 6 and half hours.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who heard this comment in Lil Johns voice?

https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

We are in our suffix-punk arc. We’re such word-pilled portmanteau-maxxers.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They are named after the hero who goes back in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

Also, you are too old to be picking on school children.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

Same, but a year ago.

Also, Temu has tried to take all the shopping search results from Bing/DDG. So those results are trash now.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 year ago (15 children)
[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

How about choosing a sport that actually uses ranked choice to determine winners?

https://www.nascar.com/news-media/2019/02/08/nascar-driver-points-awarded-per-race/

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now that I think about it, I’d totally name my son Manchego.

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