pantyhosewimp

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[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 1 year ago

No. It’s a joke. Proper computer science is not about this level of computer programming. Computer science is more a field of mathematics that studies the computability of things. Like making the traveling salesman problem more efficient. Or how to most efficiently determine if a giant number is prime. Or how to scramble a message such that it is unduly difficult to unscramble without a key factor.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 73 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It all comes back to Ronald fucking Reagan. Yes, the actor. Fuck.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All creative works should become public domain in 18 years. Capitalism requires infinite growth, right? Well, there ya go! See how that helps?

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I misread your sentence about “change” and I started to think of how various sizes of poultry could be used as monetary currency. Like:

It’ll cost you 2 turkeys.

You got change for 3 chickens?

Here’s a Cornish hen in change. Good luck with your pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

My dad was almost a duplicate of the ex-Marine neighbor in the movie American Beauty. So, 1) I would not be too surprised but 2) if he came out to you your life is in danger.

My mom would never have actually come out either. She would have insisted that, “Oh, don’t be crude! She and I are just good friends,” until death.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

I like the amount of story that came with the original Doom in 1992. That’s because I grew up with the amount of story that came with (for example) Archon on the Atari 800.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the key to unlock them will not also be buried in the code.

“You have to sort of input it through playing the game, to the credits and some later sections,” he said.

With luck, that means no one will crack it until someone plays to the point of figuring it all out.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Like in Pictionary or Apples to Apples?

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

I’m just gonna drop this here in the void if that’s okay.

Joe, my best friend that I cruelly left behind, rest in peace. I would take back those last words if I could.

Richard, the man whose loins from which I sprang, rest in peace. I never met you, just the messes you left behind. But I get it now, and I’ve done hardly better, if that.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget the “sweaty” slur also. Like, JFC, I am trying to show you how to win. I swear it’s like a Russian psyop or something.

Ivan, I say clever new phrase in American game chat. I make giving effort sound not cool to impressionable young men. They fall for it. We destroy America soon, comrade.

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