pantyhosewimp

joined 2 years ago
[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True story. San Francisco. The 90s. Read a description of a film at the cinema about an injured man who gets his wife to dress up like a hooker. Sounded like good kinky fun. Went to the show. Sat down for a fun little romp. Breaking the Waves started.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Browse the REI catalog. Vouri t-shirt, tiny label, $60. Free Fly t-shirt, no label that I can see, $55.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Excellent replacement for:

Dave’s not here, man!

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 year ago

My Maltese does not have the physical capability of harming me. No temperament test required.

Not scientific but from observing human behavior in my own weird family genetics mixup, I am convinced that creatures behavior is 80% genetics and 20% environment. And bull-breeds were bred to aggressively tear apart other living creatures.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago

What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.

All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Yep.

The theatre is closed. There is no place else to go.

And by “theatre” we mean the theatre of conflict not the cinema.

It is time to stand and fight.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

The site coffeeabout.com references worldatlas.com which is so full of advertising that it hangs Safari on a weak iPhone and thus I can’t dig any further for a reliable source of that info.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My guts tell me this has something to do with it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Algeria

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not gonna lie, my passion is caveat nuances, but your mileage may vary. Rinse and repeat.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Say it real fast. Don’t enunciate.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.

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