pantyhosewimp

joined 2 years ago
[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

One thing COVID masking made me aware of is that even after brushing, flossing, tongue scraping and mouthwash, the best my breath could smell was stale. Gawd forbid if I jumped up outta bed and immediately went to the grocery store. Now imagine the stink this guy was always breathing. No wonder he had a bad attitude.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Just think. In Article 1 of the US Constitution, the same article that creates Congress, also creates a federal post office system. Remote communication was so important that’s where it was described using the latest technology of the time.

There are so many systems today that need similar treatment. Internet. Medical. Education. Job Training.

And no, I don’t mean fed government enforced monopoly. I mean, UPS exists and competes with the USPS. But there is a minimum level of service in operation.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dang, I miss those days of Homestarr Runner.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Sigh. Thanks for giving me a new craving that’s gonna be hard to satisfy.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The founder of Amazon is buying the discontinued OS made by Jean-Louis Gassée and porting it to IBM mainframe platform. He’s going to name it BezOS.

Required reading to get this joke:

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If prison food is as good as those photos make those meals look then I just figured out my retirement plan.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Play attention all wanna be humorists, this is how you fucking write a good joke.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Years ago I stopped watching him when I realized he complained about video game developers making low quality non-innovative games but his video game reviews were low quality and non-innovative.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

Bite all the way down, and it still reads “Brighton”.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Second panel has Bool AND, last panel has binary AND.

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