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An insult to people with schizophrenia, honestly

Goodbye

Bits, I assume

Goodbye

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I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

It doesn't matter if it's a lie, 30% of the US will take it as gospel. Source: my grandma took Trump at his word when he claimed he knew nothing about Project 2025 🙄

They wanted to

For his own consumption?? Smh and he let them throw it all away instead of chugging all 4 mummified monkeys over a trash can like a real American does at TSA/customs /j