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Makes sense. If you're willing to take advantage of others, you can get advantages.

And these days, retaliation against adult bullies is not so straight forward.

I found a snack in the couch

"doctor, I saw jupiter rise in eve. My son NEEDS the lobotomy. TODAY!"

This guy really just said "asymptote towards' instead of 'approach' in a damn tweet. Buddy, check your brain, I think it's running.

Dude, he bought a full priced phone and the distributor preinstalled ransomeware on it.

If you think this is acceptable just say it: "Distributors reserve the right to install ransomeware on the devices they sell."

Just say that.

I just thought of a new business: Baby Debt.

We trick children into signing contract so we can legally control them financially for life.

Baby Debt: It's Not Illegal

He presented his logic and included well-recognised definitions and sources. He literally could not have done better without a peer review in the field 🤣🤣

So: shut up bitch

This is a good watch

Lol 🤣🤣🤣 it's the secret sleep experts DON'T want you to know

Huh. I was actually planning on autopiloting for a few decades and then dying behind my desk like my daddy did.

Also, in my experience with more hands-on jobs, the whole crew usually breaks or slacks off together. So there's a lot more talking in a circle than posting and infinite doom scrolling.

It drops deep as it does in my breath. I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.