ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. Snowflake because they have a complete meltdown under just a little bit of heat.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

I remember reading about some crazy military guy that was like charging machine guns with a bayonet and winning, or something equally absurd. He was like the one Centurion that lived three ages later and is now like the best guy in the army.

Can't think of his name & I need to go to bed since I've had like 3 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours so I can't fall down the "crazy military story" rabbit hole right now. I'm sure someone smarter than me can link a Wikipedia page.

Anyway, that dude definitely had a touch of the 'tism.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Govellius: Valley of Doom on Sega Master System.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't even my final form!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 2 weeks ago

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

quickly nods head

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can it launch a 40mm... "potato"?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would bet they have the "non existent" list & were trying to get her to confirm their hit list... Then they can say "These names were confirmed" even though those were the only ones they asked about.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'll be your polar opposite...

I'll dig a little trap door spider cave, bury a tiny house, and go full yokai.

If you're touched by the ouRKaoS, you get 100 years of bad luck for you and your heirs...

When guests over stay their welcome, I get a text message & start stalking MF's.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

There'll be a couple of R's on her list, but they'll either be dead or no longer in power.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

As a midwesterner w/ a bit of gun knowledge: I'd guess a Mossberg 500, or a Maverick 88.

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