ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

This isn't even my final form!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

quickly nods head

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can it launch a 40mm... "potato"?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

I would bet they have the "non existent" list & were trying to get her to confirm their hit list... Then they can say "These names were confirmed" even though those were the only ones they asked about.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

I'll be your polar opposite...

I'll dig a little trap door spider cave, bury a tiny house, and go full yokai.

If you're touched by the ouRKaoS, you get 100 years of bad luck for you and your heirs...

When guests over stay their welcome, I get a text message & start stalking MF's.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

There'll be a couple of R's on her list, but they'll either be dead or no longer in power.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

As a midwesterner w/ a bit of gun knowledge: I'd guess a Mossberg 500, or a Maverick 88.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

10 hr comment reading ASMR

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favorite thing in this game was how everyone would orient themselves differently. There was no "the enemy gate is down" mentality, you'd come around a corner and people would be at some weird, sideways angle and you'd think "wait, that's supposed to be 'down'?" Right before shooting them in all 3 of their polygons.

Good times

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

That's the "Escort" part.

At the high end, escorts have to go to events, dress well, be able to hold an interesting conversation, and essentially be in a relationship for a predetermined amount of time. Sometimes sex isn't even part of the equation.

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