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I'm sure you could easily have a separate E-stim Plug in the AED kit, like how some have different pads for children and adults. Also pretty sure I could rig that right now with a few wire nuts and some tape.

I hate that I immediately thought of a practical way to accomplish that before I thought "WTF!?"

Boobies & Tits are both done for as well.

For a couple of years there were accounts where all the comments they made had a theme, usually the username was related. That's how ShittyWatercolor started; someone would describe something in a comment and that would make shitty watercolor artwork of it.

There were tons of them. I remember another that would replace words in the comment with a link to a Magic the Gathering card where the title of the card would fill in the rest of the sentence.

There was another that would

witre cmeomtns lkie tihs 

so your brain could read them even though nothing was spelled properly.

There were a few threads where they'd Assemble like the Avengers and it would be a bunch of folks all playing off one another. It was glorious, and then it all just kind of faded away...

New dystopian achievement unlocked:

Age verification for bird watching.

I know I wasn't there that early, but I was around for rage comics, Spacedicks, and the rise & fall of the novelty accounts.

We had one of those, too!

We didn't create every single classroom, we just had doors that wouldn't open, but the gyms, library, and cafeteria were there.

I was reddit faithful for over a decade. Lemmy is like reddit's early days, I recognize users across multiple communities - people haven't completely closed themselves off into tiny echo chambers so discussions are actually discussions, and not brigading agreements.

Yep. Snowflake because they have a complete meltdown under just a little bit of heat.

I remember reading about some crazy military guy that was like charging machine guns with a bayonet and winning, or something equally absurd. He was like the one Centurion that lived three ages later and is now like the best guy in the army.

Can't think of his name & I need to go to bed since I've had like 3 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours so I can't fall down the "crazy military story" rabbit hole right now. I'm sure someone smarter than me can link a Wikipedia page.

Anyway, that dude definitely had a touch of the 'tism.

Govellius: Valley of Doom on Sega Master System.

This isn't even my final form!

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!