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That's the one! It was an honors English class & the topic for the week was satire. The teacher had print copies of The Onion that were being passed around the class and I was cracking up the whole time.

Excuse me, who are you?

Playing the first one I kept waiting for the stories to somehow intertwine, and after playing through like 6 characters I was over it & just quit.

I probably have more hours in Diablo 2 than any other game.

I didn't buy the remaster because I value having a life now.

I'm not sure if I should tell you to try Balatro, or to stay far away from it...

Yeah, Valve folded first, but with itch pushing back a little it gives me hope that Valve will do the same, but with a little more teeth.

A Modest Proposal traumatized one girl in my class.

We all had to write our own versions, trade them randomly, and read them aloud. She ended up with mine: Have the death row inmates build a prison on the moon, then turn off their air supply to complete their sentence. (Wrote it before I'd read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)

She finished reading, and exclaimed "What is WRONG with you!?" She knew it was mine because of how hard I was laughing at her panic.

I was outdone by the quiet girl who included a recipe for "kitten kurry" in her essay though. I really should have tried to get with her, lol.

Valve stands a better chance of making a stand, but it's still a single sandbag vs a tsunami

At first I thought you said "Grab the titties" and I chuckled, then I realized that I was the only one with my mind in the gutter.

To go the hardest, play "Sweet Home Alabama"!

Was that with or without his massive tits?

Nowadays you have to go to far, otherwise it just seems real.