otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Your only gripe and yet you don't mention the absolute bullshit of the first fight scene w/ paramilitary raiding the defended chateau? Pfft. There's so much simply half-assed & masturbatory in that first 10 minutes of the flick, I'm confident the rest of the movie was jerkily dribbled out and getting cold by the time they sent it to production.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's a lot of letters to say "PoS" 🤪

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a martial arts flick out of Asia somewhere by the same name, recently?

That looked promising, but this? I couldn't make it through the first fight scene (first scene, FWIW) without losing all faith in its ability to come back from its numerous wtf moments. 🙄

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Awesome! I'm gonna go hunt that down right now!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Other-care is self-care, though self-care should come first. Keep it up. You are appreciated. 🙇🏽‍♂️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Wasn't there a martial arts flick out of Asia somewhere by the same name, recently?

That looked promising, but this? I couldn't make it through the first fight scene (first scene, FWIW) without losing all faith in its ability to come back from its numerous wtf moments. 🙄

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Mitocorndriog™, the Powerhouse In A Shell!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

They prefer to call such a feast "chicken of the sea", FYI.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Go, little brother! 🥰🤘🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't worry, I already watched every episode (et al) for free, and Paramount, etc. didn't so much as get my email address, let alone any saleable data. Win. 🤌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Some intern likely mentioned that it's not "camping" if it's inside an unabandoned railway building, so they pivoted to the bullshit "word" (ie. marketing buzzword, no one with any self-respect uses it unironically), and we got this. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I'm really trying not to eat shit, though.

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