otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Poor guy's really backed up. Won't someone pick up?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

At a guess? Simply because it would distract the plebs from the Epstein files, but not in the way the Turd Reich wants...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

PSA: Don't forget to properly blanch the tofu first, instead of pressing it between paper towels (like a damn whiteboy), please. 🤓🤌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

With respect, I believe you meant "fewer", but they clearly view us all as lessers, so that works as well. 😅

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, they're just test driving the tech before gifting it to the US.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Primo product placement!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

NGL, an action flick with the hero fighting his way up the Fluffy ladder would be worth a watch. (Ballerina is not.)

I mean, you could even cast Iglesias for a bit part as a Fluffy villain wannabe (if he's ready to laugh at himself yet), and have Butterbean be the Big Bad. (That one's for you.)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In Illinois, it's pronounced "mm,corn" and used in a gruff but familiar manner in lieu of say, discussing the weather rhetorically. Instead of, out of the blue, "mm,brisk", or "mm,hmm", "mm,rainsdue"; this would suffice to imply "I'm new in town and have learned your ways, but let's not get too friendly". 🤌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Going out on a limb here, but I assume it has something to do with instinct. The hyenas aren't sure if the humans are equals or eaters of them, and the lions aren't known to GAF when they could easily rend a small family into cutlets within a minute. Of course the hyenas'll hard pass and lions temp the room, respectfully. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Fuck. Was he on the list, too?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would I pay those greedy fucks a single pfennig?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Imagine having to endure his "lovemaking" performances. Poor soul. 🥲

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