oo1

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[–] oo1@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

did they ever start actually doing anything useful?

between sharepoint and microflop dynamics-CRM, azure and windows (whatever the fuck version)
and mother-fucking oracle, I can often go days after booting up before I can do anything useful.

Sometimes I think the only people who can do any work are the procurement team and the only work they can do is issue MS purchase orders.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

some of them might even have these papery things with brothers grimm or hans christian andersen stories in them.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Disney was "nearly a requirement" . . . sounds to like those precious few who can manage without might have some useful information.
Typically this is what happens in a free competitive market, when a price goes up people look for substitutes.
And if they face constraints in moving to the substitute, they will benefit from help in loosening those constraints.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"are you still watching?"

5,4,3,2,1 Auto-pause

"MONEY ME MONEY NOW.
ME A MONEY NEEDING A LOT NOW"

[–] oo1@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

do google also provide all the data on clickthroughs thorough which the success of campaigns might be measured?
And i mean "Measured" by extremely dumb people whose best hope in life is probably to bullshit their way into becoming a director of sales and ma . . .

[–] oo1@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This should be linuxmemes forum, not a serious one.
It's blatantly somewhere between unfunny joke and obvious troll.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

different optical prescription of each eye.
One is prescribed for myopia the other for dystopia.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

rollback; rollback; rollback;
into mirrored port

Oh hang on, I remember how to do this I chant
DBA,
DBA (cc line manager),
DBA (cc. chief fucktard officer)
into the service-desk web-app thingy.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

yeah.
proprietary birds, open source birds - all fakers.

Even the command great awk is not real.
There's some pretty strong evidence that the command great awk did actually exist until version 1840 but after that a couple of crazy scots implanted a wyrm into the kernel to kill it off because they thought it was a windows executable.

Since then, nope, not real.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

A spurt of that covid alcohol hand gel on first, for a bit of pre-emptive soothing action.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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