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[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

On the contrary! I absolutely loathe how bloated webpages have become over the last few decades, so it's very refreshing and laudable to see a webpage that tries to keep itself as small as possible.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

That's a good one. True enough, Splatoon doesn't go boom, it goes splat.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Okay, then riddle me this: which shooter DOESN'T go boom?

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Kinky. But no, not necessarily. You could say that one of them is the actual person and the other "person" is just the first person's shadow. It's a stretch, but it's the best I've got.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Zero. Then all the other measurements make sense.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Posteo for mail and Mullvad for VPN. That's about it.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raging against new slang is just gonna make us more out of touch, and intensify the feeling of being old, so I just accept it and try to keep up.

NEVER! I choose to embrace my inner geriatric and complain about kids these days and their hippy-hop music.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm liking this take. Get ready for "Z Shooters" and "Alpha Shooters".

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Very interesting. I wonder if this will result in the EU putting even more pressure on Apple.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Get off my lawn and leave me to my prune juice.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

It does roll off the tongue nicely, I have to admit.

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