nxdefiant

joined 2 years ago
[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 117 points 2 years ago (29 children)

"pretentious dick" isn't a race.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

It's the little things that make it special.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And Popeye's spicy actually is.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The box contains the oval, and by definition cannot fit inside the thing it contains.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Tons of culture, it's just all living deep underground near the earths core, where it's still warm.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Hey, has that state no one cares about seen this joke?"

"I don't know, I'll ask 'er.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but he only said that after his lightsaber battle with Einstein.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

gaff -> place

gaffer -> place holder

gaffer's tape -> holds things in gaffer's place

not rocket surgery.

(source: I have an advanced degree in shitposting)

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago

The real question is what Thomas's dissenting opinion would be when the SC rules otherwise, and if he gets paid by the word.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

"Anyone got any life hacks for wiping without hands?"

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 62 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Berkeley wants to turn the park into housing and I guess they hope the wall will keep protesters out.

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