There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.
"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."
1997 FOSS was hard mode, absolutely, but compared to the paid alternatives at the time, it was only mildly worse than today.
I will not be removing my rose colored glasses and will take no questions, thank you for your time.