numbermess

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[–] numbermess@fedia.io 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Always accuse your enemy of that which you are guilty

So the chances are pretty high that they absolutely love it

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

That's what you call a rhetorical question, right? The kind that you already know the answer to?

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yep but that means you're not buying gas, which is a crime

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, this was that song I heard every just about 10 minutes coming from somebody's car in the 90s.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 8 months ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 9 months ago

Finally some good news

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Had this conversation with my stepmom. She is complaining that peaches cost $1 each. She thinks this is too expensive and that the cost will go down now. I'm quietly kind of amazed that she thinks that she'll even find a peach that didn't rot on the ground for less than $10 or whatever they will cost once the labor goes up. I didn't say anything to her about it because it just doesn't matter anymore. It is pointless even to converse about any topic. We experience separate realities. She believes happy days are finally here, and I just don't care if she sees another peach ever again in her lifetime. Whatever happens to the peaches is her fault.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 6 points 9 months ago

I worked at a Red Lobster in the early 2000s and my job was to portion out "vegetable medley" into plastic bags. These bags were kept in big trays in the refrigerator, and they would be pulled and thrown into the microwave for a minute or so. They'd dump the vegetables out of the bag and onto the plate and then just throw the bag on the floor. Cleaning up after a shift was like bulldozing filthy plastic bags.

Olive Garden is/was owned by the same group, so I'm sure it was spiritually similar there.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don't think it carries any value anymore.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 10 months ago

Carbonated water Orange Vanilla Mio Cherry/strawberry liquid IV cranberry juice

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