noseatbelt

This is me and my husband. I find the part about going through the pandemic together especially true. “After” the pandemic I never went back to the office and the number of coworkers I had who seemed to be flabbergasted that I wanted to stay at home was through the roof. They seemed genuinely confused that husband and I weren't dying to get away from each other.

I have to admit though, it may have become somewhat of a hostile work environment as my husband has been threatening to tell my boss about all the times I make fish for lunch.

Even if I somehow managed to outrun the stampede and climb the waterfall, I could never ever manage to beat Scar. Thank goodness for older siblings.

I once went on a school trip and practically the whole plane was filled with students. Must have sucked to have been the six other random people.

I snuck meds into cheese for my dog one time, and she is now forever suspicious of any and all cheese whether it's cubed, shredded, sliced, whatever.

Have you tried just looking young? My sister answered the door (of the house she owned) and it was some sales person who asked her if her parents were home. She said no and closed the door.

I'm also going to need some elbow room in case I need to dodge anything.

The Elders of the Internet know who I am??

What is even the point of having four stomachs then?

I think my boss would be cool with this. I got back from vacation on Wednesday last week and immediately asked if I could take a half day on Friday of the same week.

Usually I don't have to explain anything as all time off is requested via an app but since my vacation fell during a busy period I thought I should check.

Along with rhythmic gymnastics, synchronised swimming, dressage...

I would say this is more impressive because they don't get to choose their music nor listen to it ahead of time.

No no no, I have it on good authority that it is hammer time.

That's an odd distinction to make isn't it? I've only ever heard people refer to apartments as condos or vice versa. Nobody would ever call a townhouse a condo even though I think you're saying they could/should?