My mom had a fake fur coat and I wore it, pretending to be a bear.
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Even my old Mazda 3 had ratchet straps in case I unexpectedly needed to transport something on the roof.
They might just be happy every day that we're not being invaded.
Sometimes you've got to make some looove
Gretzky has never played for the Canucks.
Do you need to have it to apply for a job? I've only ever needed it when actually starting a job but I'm Canadian.
That's not "back in the day". My parents are older than that and they didn't have an arranged marriage. They are good people. My grandparents did have an arranged marriage and they were good people too.
Not me, I slept through my alarm and got up at the time my body thinks is normal.
A friend of mine just bought a Toyota tundra and it's too long to fit in his garage. Honestly I never would have thought that'd be something you need to check first.
Guess I'm going to poop myself to death then.
Mine too, but most people think it's Power Rangers.
I had a teacher in high school who was absolutely not cut out for teaching teenagers. She was much too soft and everyone gave her a hard time. Eventually, she quit teaching and became a nun.