nilloc

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I vote for big true/false gauge behind them both. The needle swings as the speaker speaks. Maybe a flashing red light for insane lies and green for absolute truth.

But they would need real fact checkers voting on the truthfulness in real time to make it work.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago

“‘Test’ any out?”

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A wild Vance appears

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Sounds like we all need to make accounts and post nothing but JD Vance docs.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Calling it body odor is even generous. It’s full diapers, ~~called~~ makeup, and cologne.

Edit: Cake makeup, I swear autocorrect is changing words way after I’ve typed them lately.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s also not the look of a man with much of anything in his head.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago

Even if it wasn’t broken, nobody should be touching any upholstery he’s spent any time with.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Exactly they’re (over) paid fall guys.

But offering to take the fall to allow companies to pull the shit they do to workers, the environment, consumers, and investors is pretty fucking disgusting too.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bit late, but I put money on a loose heat shield, probably around the catalyst.

Anyone with a Subaru will know it well (because they need even more heat shields under the flat 4s).

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

I thought humans were notoriously efficient walkers, so we don’t burn that many calories that way?

The problem is partly the culture, but largely the design of our suburbs and sprawl.

Increased density and public transit are cool, but until there’s laws about not cutting down that “empty” patch of trees, or paving over that old farmland, developers are gonna make shitty sprawl, and cars will be necessary.

I mean it’s so bad and people are so cheap about it that they choose forced HOAs to maintain culdesacs and roads instead of properly funding public services with taxes.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Solid joke, but hard to pull off in person if you’re over 6 feet.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.

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