nightofmichelinstars

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

College kid gets booked, calls the family lawyer.

If she's worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not how it works, you have to go there first to get beaten with the stick.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone tipped her off

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's just Billy Bob in a bolo tie.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cephalopods of all kinds are fabulous, but it's a crime I haven't seen siphonophores here.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They didn't specify whose poop.

How about Felon? You know, for Fbook.

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