narr1

joined 8 months ago
[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

final edit: I wrote some words here, quite a lot of them actually, accusing you of many things. Now that I've slept and am calm(er at least) I realize I am in the wrong here. If you got to read my message, I apologize for the words. Violence should never be the answer, because it breeds more violence most likely towards the innocents. That is the difference between this place and Hell, because in Hell there are no innocents. In any case, for what it's worth: I am sorry for going rabid, and striving only to insult you while projecting some of my own insecurities on you. I don't even know you.

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 11 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the three classic Russian contemporary suicide methods: falling from a high-rise window, five point-blank shots to the back of the head, and poisoned tea.

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 5 points 8 months ago

That would probably cripple both countries' economies, and given the current idiocracy in charge of the US I wouldn't give them any ideas like this...

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I mean, you gotta make some sacrifices for the greater good, you know? Plus she's a politician, right? Sooo...

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 27 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I support this idea. Invite most of the world's nations' leaders, too. I think the Met-gala attendees and G20 summit attendees might be a good starting point all-in-all. Then seize the means of production etc., you know how it goes.

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 86 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hah! Haha! Hahahaahah! Ties well with this one news article that I glimpsed that claims that by 2030 the need for fresh water will be 140% of the world's freshwater reserves. Infinite growth forever!

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 8 months ago

I like to call it "enhancing", but my therapist prefers "maximizing".

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 8 months ago

yeah I was assuming (incorrectly) that "the boot" would translate into German as "Das Boot". Should've known better, or fact-checked myself. Anyway, I'm calling them out for being a bunch of bootlickers, which they are, until someone tells me the Brazilian government tortured their grandmas and pet dogs in order to force them to participate. Of which I wouldn't be surprised, though.

[–] narr1@lemmy.autism.place 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I guess these hackers really enjoy the rich, succulent tastes of Das Boot.