myusernameis

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y'all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. "So woke they never sleep" these bigots are comedy gold.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No seriously, read it, it's fucking hilarious.

I'm almost afraid to ask you to explain how you might have formed such a belief, but feel free to take a shot at it.

In a footnote on page 3

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Found the aussie!

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'll give me a past that never took place.

That resonates so much. Thank you so for sharing with us.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm flexible and trans, does that work too?

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not in Lake Wobegon!!

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Mine actually got it, draft 2 and 3 were similar to yours, but draft 1 caught it was a trick question and said just go across as long as the boat is big enough.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Three whole tabs!!

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