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Fun story, the recent meat recall (the second one) affected some salads I bought early September.. we got an email long after we'd eaten them letting us know, and to call "this number" if you'd like a refund.

Sorry, I lied, it wasn't a fun story.

Random woman who didn't sleep very well last night. I got a different answer, then thought about it for 10 more seconds and then got 135.

(No I didn't assume the right angle, my mistake was even dumber. I need a nap.)

That what ultimately ends my time here, will be my own fault.

And spiders... Fuck spiders.

Headline is 4 words (and a "'s") too long.

So we ARE living in the Matrix...

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there's always something on Eventbrite)

Hey Ted, so polls show you'll appear more likeable if you grow a beard.

[2 weeks later]

OH, oh god. Not like that! Dammit Ted, why are you like this.

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Heathen! Praise Joe!

Exxcellent.

Darwinning!