myster0n

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 69 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That's what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They're trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it's probably for the best if they quit.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 13 points 3 months ago

It works by creating free advertisement for Barilla

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There are NO planets that don't orbit stars : once they don't orbit a star they don't follow the modern definition of a planet anymore

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 188 points 4 months ago (8 children)

That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.

So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.

I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I've ever smelled.

As a true scientist, I've repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 14 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't that just be an unedited image?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The day we let starfish suck on our nipples as if we were Ariel?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago (10 children)

You could try zen browser

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 16 points 5 months ago

What about the floor? Do the walls reach the floor? Do you even have a floor?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 47 points 5 months ago

Is that because the kid is 5?

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