myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was so happy my hairline didn't recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, but it only gets garbage collected once the references to the class are lost. So, if you want to keep your abilities, stay classy!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

So if he had a gun you’d likely be in trouble

Not if you don't mess with his dog

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And why is Poochie on there?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"lonely" is a feeling that has nothing to do with being alone. I've been alone for so much of my life, yet rarely feel lonely. The last couple of decades I absolutely never felt lonely even. Except ... When I'm in a big loud crowd and I don't know anyone. Then I feel lonely. Very lonely. But once I'm alone again that feeling disappears.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh, I see : you're one of those rich kids who can just buy a family outright.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Rig the election? Too much work when he can just Auschwitz the other candidates

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Without timezones, not only would the whole world live on the same time, but also on the same date. So, the sun comes up at 22:00, and then two hours later it's the next day. So, which part of the world will volunteer to have their date change in the middle of the day? I don't think the world would ever agree on anything like that.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 78 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (15 children)

Reminds me of this comic

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 23 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmm, no, very unwise

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's the Road Runner? I only see Wile E. Coyote

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

They might've learned that from me ... Sorry guys.

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