myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago

No, you should start saying nonsense and see what that gets you. "My chicken just coagulated"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The science behind it is that it sounds crunchy because the rock salt draws out the moisture from the music. You will have to replace the salt on a regular basis though - depending on how much music you listen to.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you never notice it when he kissed you?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You fight like a dairy farmer!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know my Italian grandmother had health problems lately, but THIS is how I find out? Nonagon?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Chefs like to crack an egg on a flat surface, because it supposedly prevents pieces of the shell to get in the egg. But so far I haven't found out how to do this without it getting messy.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they say that the president has full immunity there's nothing stopping Biden from rounding them up and gutting them like fish.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It all started when I mispronounced "hairpiece"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago

Once you poop you can't stoop.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 33 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Yes, but instead of a Bond villain he's more of an Austin Powers villain

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