overview for myster0n

I hate brioche buns! in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's not against buns, he's against brioche buns

LFG already! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.

All five of you will get a free buggy when you next boot up Starfield in c/gaming@lemmy.zip

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 11 months ago

That's appropriate for a buggy game

Former Xbox Exec Defends Phil Spencer's Recent Decisions As Head Of Xbox in c/xbox@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Title could be better. Something like "Ex Xbox Exec Explains...". So much for journalistic integrity.

Can't beat the classics in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago

No he isn't. I've checked.

After a former Game Informer staffer used the site's social channels to post their own statement on GI's closure, GameStop nukes the account. in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 36 points 1 year ago

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let's see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

"Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon." in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not Lance Armstrong, that's the one-balled Tour De France winner. You're thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

Theory says complex life on Earth may be much older than thought in c/science@mander.xyz

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Seeing as thought is still non-existent in a lot of the human population, I can believe that.

I heard JD is banned from the aquarium. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes

Fish falls from sky and damages New Jersey couple's Tesla in driveway in c/forteana@feddit.uk

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

Holy carp!

OK ("the most frequently spoken or written word on the planet") in c/wikipedia@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Oh, Kay!

Anon is a cowboy in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 91 points 1 year ago (5 children)