myster0n

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🐝 Billionaire Dies After Swallowing a Bee During Polo Match [June 17] in c/andfinally@feddit.uk
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 19 points 14 hours ago

Nature is healing humanity

There was no "missing minute" in Epstein jail video, government source says in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 5 days ago

We ... Taped over it. Someone in the FBI was on America's got talent, so ... yeah. He wasn't very good though. Nerves.

All fight scenes are now sex scenes (and vice versa). Which movie(s) do you watch first? in c/askbeehaw@beehaw.org
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 20 points 1 week ago

Ah, vampires

Fuck you I won’t type what you tell me! in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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High quality sticker though in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry

High quality sticker though in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
No more checks in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

xkcd #3118: iNaturalist Animals and Plants in c/xkcd@lemmy.world
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago

Most reported. When you see X everyday, you'll make a note of the few times you see Y

It really is in c/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean buried?

Rabid RFK Jr. bites foreign dignitary in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How long before life imitates art?

Swelling in his legs? in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

So ... when he said he had to return to his home planet ... he actually went ... there?

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