mydoomlessaccount

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[–] mydoomlessaccount 44 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Oh, shit. Was that today??

[–] mydoomlessaccount 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  1. House
  2. Little window
  3. Corvette
  4. Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)
[–] mydoomlessaccount 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Love Buc-ee's, but it's always so goofy how far off they'll advertise a location. Then, once you pass it by, you'll see a couple more billboards telling you that it's behind you and you can still turn around and go back.

I really have to wonder what their advertising budget is sometimes.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 8 months ago

Well, let 'em come over and we can all clip coupons together

[–] mydoomlessaccount 50 points 8 months ago

Right. When we were all laughing at the people who would have genuine reactions to things people would say to them on the internet because "the internet is serious business lmao," that was totally fine and a different thing. It's those damn zoomers that fucked it all up. Right.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 23 points 8 months ago

When I was a teenager, the discussion was always "would you survive the first wave," and my friends and I were never sure if we would or not. We didn't realize the bar for that was whether or not you would run towards the zombies..

[–] mydoomlessaccount 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

With a playful strawberry jam filling that gushes out of its eyes and mouth when you bite into it

[–] mydoomlessaccount 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd guess kind of like an egg cream, which is a drink containing neither eggs nor cream.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 9 points 9 months ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] mydoomlessaccount 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right? And they don't even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who'd want to know

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