mydoomlessaccount

joined 2 years ago
[–] mydoomlessaccount 24 points 10 months ago

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

[–] mydoomlessaccount 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I fucking love committing strime. I fucking love committing strime.

I don't want to do anything else but commit strime all damn day.

I FUCKING LOVE COMMITTING STRIME

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 10 months ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 10 months ago

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..

[–] mydoomlessaccount 44 points 10 months ago (14 children)

Oh, shit. Was that today??

[–] mydoomlessaccount 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
  1. House
  2. Little window
  3. Corvette
  4. Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)
[–] mydoomlessaccount 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Love Buc-ee's, but it's always so goofy how far off they'll advertise a location. Then, once you pass it by, you'll see a couple more billboards telling you that it's behind you and you can still turn around and go back.

I really have to wonder what their advertising budget is sometimes.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 11 months ago

Well, let 'em come over and we can all clip coupons together

[–] mydoomlessaccount 50 points 11 months ago

Right. When we were all laughing at the people who would have genuine reactions to things people would say to them on the internet because "the internet is serious business lmao," that was totally fine and a different thing. It's those damn zoomers that fucked it all up. Right.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 23 points 11 months ago

When I was a teenager, the discussion was always "would you survive the first wave," and my friends and I were never sure if we would or not. We didn't realize the bar for that was whether or not you would run towards the zombies..

[–] mydoomlessaccount 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

With a playful strawberry jam filling that gushes out of its eyes and mouth when you bite into it

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