mydoomlessaccount

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[–] mydoomlessaccount 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

[–] mydoomlessaccount 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won't even get a cool song to sing :\

[–] mydoomlessaccount 12 points 9 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm a habitual daydreamer. I don't even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 9 points 9 months ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

[–] mydoomlessaccount 75 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

[–] mydoomlessaccount 2 points 9 months ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

[–] mydoomlessaccount 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 10 months ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 1 points 10 months ago

I did all that work, and you want me to do more? Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

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