mydoomlessaccount

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[–] mydoomlessaccount 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a fan of the royal 'we', then, I take it?

[–] mydoomlessaccount 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always wondered if Satan was actually defeated by this, or if he spent the whole ordeal just thinking, "Oh, whoa, he actually took the bait. Holy shit, he's actually doing it. This is hilarious. I can't believe it was this easy. Unreal."

[–] mydoomlessaccount 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck. Now I can't remember what I'm so anxious about.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 1 year ago

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

[–] mydoomlessaccount 12 points 1 year ago

Me, but instead of affecting her clothes in any way, The Hand™️ activates my neurons by drawing the two circles on her face

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 1 year ago

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, "mega bodacious," and "tubular to the max." Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a "cowabunga." More as this develops.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 4 points 1 year ago

Not all squares are rectangles, but all rectangles are insecure dweebs who need to find something better to do.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 16 points 1 year ago

I guess because that was always the intended messaging of the kind of schlocky Facebook posts the original is meant to be parodying. It used to be "this wise soldier/farmer/cop/blue collar worker shows a Millennial hipster how the world REALLY works," and now you replace 'Millennial hipster' with 'liberal', but it's all the same shit designed to get you to look down on someone while respecting whoever the meme tells you is worth respecting.

To be honest, I think the novel author in the replies had some valid points. They just had the poor sense of awareness that would lead them to making those points against an obvious parody, and then going "nuh-uh I'm still right" when it was pointed out to be obvious parody with yet more obvious parody.

I guess my point is we should all be taking a step back from the online brainrot, doing more to act locally and benefit the world around us, and supporting our local sewer men.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, dang. I knew I shouldn't have wished for more mixed-use housing on that monkey's paw. My bad, guys. This one's on me.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 19 points 1 year ago

And with reckless abandon if you wanna get REAL fuckin wild

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 1 year ago

In some instances, you just sort of decide to wing it and jam for a bit until you all find a spot that works. So, sometimes, you get to hear the ending get written live! (Though, usually, you just end up repeating whatever you'd do when you were practicing the song before)

Source: Had a band, had trouble writing endings sometimes.

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