mycatiskai

joined 2 years ago
[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

How many people are zooming in to see if it is clear so they can dream of tracking down this butt-sucker.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This was 12 years ago. I had to line up and take a ticket then wait to be called to dispute a parking ticket.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I got pulled over for 5km over the limit once in Toronto. The cop was brand new and he even told me that he had to get his quota. 25 dollar fine as well as a victim surcharge fee on top.

I didn't even bother fighting it, my time was worth more than the court time wasted with that one.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

On Mondays, The Majority Report they had a NYC whistleblower police officer who leaked recordings he made of higher ups admitting to quotas which are illegal.

Many of these abuses happen because unwritten quotas that officers must maintain or they will be disciplined. They must enforce overbearing laws against minority populations to get their quotas and if they enforce them on white populations then they are written up.

https://www.youtube.com/live/F1hirIZVXFY?si=I4aLXNJYs5wMW8Du the interview about 24:30 into this video but the whole episode is always good to watch.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

We've tried nothing, nothing works.... out well for the cops.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Will it be drinkable water because that is in short supply. The innocent Palestinians in Gaza would certainly appreciate some potable water.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Best would be "he wanted to have sex but when he warned me about his micropenis I was uncomfortable with the girth, it was too big for my tiny vagina."

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

Keep adding one sentence until you have two more sentences than you had before you added the last sentence.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago

Except for the devil's deal he made with AIPAC and DMFI to make sure they wouldn't run ads against him in his election.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It was more like,

I've blown all my money on things *ding dong Oh it's the tax man, I guess I'll say yes to every movie regardless of merit until I have paid down my massive tax liability.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 66 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Please repeat the word wow for one less than the amount of digits in pi.

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