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Isn't it forbidden to be a democrat in Texas?

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

I see this as an absolute win.

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

Sadly, I'm not a dog.

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

https://taz.de/Fehlende-60-Milliarden-Euro/!5974821/

I don't even know a girl.

I got rejected Story of my sex life.

I like pluto but pluto only got his status as dwarf planet so a certain astronomers get less angry nonetheless Pluto is an asteroid.

So much fuss about a glorified asteroid.

You can clearly see he dropped his phone on purpose.