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Gardening is gay because of roses. Gardens often contain roses, the Japanese word for rose is bara. Barazoku, meaning the rose tribe was Japan's first gay magazine. The magazine was named so because the rose is a prominent symbol of male homosexuality in Japan. This is because of the Greek myth of King Laius who would have affairs with boys under rose trees. You might argue that gardening is not gay if the garden includes no roses but you would be wrong. Roses grow in soil, the word soil is gay. Therefore any form of gardening is inherently gay.

Are you insane? What's next? Are you going to lock all the employees inside the Panera and supply them with weapons and organize a free for all battle royale where the winner gets health insurance?!

Would he have someone bite off his head?

Bruh, I had a colleague who transitioned FTM and he would talk about this all the time. Constantly being told the most basic shit over and over really fucked with the guy before he transitioned, he said not having to deal with it felt like a breath of fresh air.

You should wear two wedding rings, it'll double your number of flirts plus you'll seem open to polygamy.

I guess it's a cultural thing, over here you'd instantly get labeled a social outcast or a gangster.

I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

Woman = weird online man and nerd

I'd only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.

Hey if this the level of delusion needed to finally end the two party system then I'm all for it.

Can I be a house? A house has a title, a well defined role and is transferable

Those people don't exist, we all know that people with severe ADHD walk into the forest at 29 and become trees. Let's go back to pretending ADHD is not a problem for adults.