musubibreakfast

joined 5 months ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not during hole time!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly there's enough place in places like Guyana and Suriname for you guys

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee's hand for optimal efficiency

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

You can't see it so you probably wouldn't be aware of its existence

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

These sort of tactics might work if you're with a large group in a public space, if you're one person then it might not be the best idea. Honestly a lot of this stuff is highly context dependent.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn't get as much as a single dent. If that isn't an endorsement, then I don't know what is.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Is it up for sale again?! I missed out the last time!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Here's a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dad's in the ether now. Build a portal, go get him back

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Hell, I'd jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

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