murmurations

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[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

I'd like to speak with my lawyer.

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)


Could be worse, he could be a forensic analyst.

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now that orbboy is grown so big, I wonder if he ever checks in on those beans he helped

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could be worse; they could be a product manager

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some kind of you tube drama

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for creating sideways content!

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[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating plane splitting content!

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

After humans have been genociding them and jamming their frequencies, their instinct in research is to gift humans food

[–] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Anyone got a BoM for systems to beat Them?
All we have on our list is pallets of IBM Thinkpads.

And big packs to keep man pages in

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org to c/music@lemmy.sdf.org
 

According to MATA peace enforcement statistics, xhe was posthumously designated a terrorist.

 
 

"""
The tardi-grada recognize the shepherd's voice and come to him. They are his, and he calls them by name and leads them out.

After he has gathered his own flock, he walks ahead of them, and they follow him because they know his voice.

They won’t follow a stranger; they will run from him because they don’t know his voice.
"""

 

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

awawa in the comments ↓

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
 

Interrogative:

spoilerIs the next best thing to start screaming; proselytizing at smart t*rds that pass you in the streets?

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