mozz

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew a girl from Australia. She was cute.

She was working in the US, doing marketing in some kind of role where she would do drafting and laying out of materials, and she was working late so her and some guy coworker of hers were the only ones in the office. They were both separately working quietly for quite some time, and then she needed an eraser and didn't have one, and looked up and asked him, "Do you have a rubber?"

She didn't understand, at the time, why he got flustered and had trouble with the question.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 8 points 1 year ago

My god, you’re right

I remember exactly when was the last time I got excitable about someone saying “crap”; I was in the 4th grade.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“If the guy who wants you to think Nazis are fine people thinks I'm a c----- jew," replied X user @LOLGOP, "stitch it on my c----- kippah."

?

… cuntyy?

I got nothin dude

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You’ve seen porn addiction yes, but have you seen AI boyfriend emotional attachment addiction?

Guaranteed to ruin your life! Act now.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah. If it had any empathy this would be a good task and a genuinely helpful thing. As it is, it’s going to produce nothing but pain and confusion and false hope if turned loose on this task.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 311 points 1 year ago (18 children)

This is one of the weirdest of several weird things about the people who are marketing AI right now

I went to ChatGPT right now and one of the auto prompts it has is “Message to comfort a friend”

If I was in some sort of distress and someone sent me a comforting message and I later found out they had ChatGPT write the message for them I think I would abandon the friendship as a pointless endeavor

What world do these people live in where they’re like “I wish AI would write meaningful messages to my friends for me, so I didn’t have to”

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 7 points 1 year ago

The polls are STILL a bunch of shit

I’m happy the D line is going up, but the truth is, nobody knows what’s gonna happen.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I did think about that. IDK; I decided that I thought the value of illustrating a strong argument to everyone else that there are shills here and it's a problem, is more important than the danger that the shills will fix up one specific tell that's arguably giving away their operation.

I mean, I don't think that it is like a high intensity FSB intelligence operation or anything, such that they're even going to put a high priority on blending in perfectly. I think it's like 1-2 underpaid guys in cubicles somewhere in Virginia / somewhere else in the world / whereever, just shitposting away at high volume.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Ce n'est pas un robinet.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Another fun exercise is ask them what they think of NATO.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Yeah. That’s the much more damning piece to me - like if they said “Oh I’m from Brazil but I moved to the US as a kid” or “Yeah I’m not from the US but X Y Z”, you know, some kind of human reaction, then fine. I might still have suspicion but at least it is sensible.

The thing of “my calculators” “baseless allegations” is like okay now it’s confirmed they are clearly full of shit.

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