mozz

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have none of his knowledge

Me: Hey how do I get out of this building? All these doors have key codes

Guy: Предъявите удостоверение личности, или я вас задержу.

Me: You don’t speak English?

Guy: Пойдём со мной.

Me: Hey let go of me

Me: Ow stop

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s never aliens 😢

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 8 points 1 year ago

I have a Brother MFC-J1205W and I’m super happy with it. Idk about the Linux support side, but it fits all the other requirements, it was pretty cheap, + so far for me it’s been super reliable, cheap ink, and very high quality prints.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

One of my very first tech jobs, there was a guy who watched porn in his office, as far as I could tell just continuously. I saw the DNS logs so I was aware. I didn’t care as long as it wasn’t interfering with my ability to get things done.

One day I had to go in his office and talk to him about some of his code that was breaking, and he went OH and tried to hide all the blatant porn on his screen. Like dude I know. I don’t care. I am here to talk with you about your shitty code not your personal failings and issues; those are purely your own problem IMO.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh shit! I forgot one from another job.

One of the busboys walked into the office, found no people and a satchel with about $30,000 in cash, picked it up and walked out, clocked out like normal, went home.

Guy SHOWED UP TO WORK THE NEXT DAY. Just assuming I guess, they won’t have cameras or anything, if I just don’t say anything there’s no way they can know who it was and they’ll probably just move on if I play it cool.

I guess the management was pretty aware of his level of planning skills because they had cops waiting at the restaurant at the time of his scheduled starting time and he was taken away in cuffs, presumably not to return for quite a long time.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 76 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Another:

Big awful dude starts working, among other issues he was SUPER upset that the girls at the gym are allowed to have their own separate area to work out where he can’t ogle them, he felt this was grossly unfair and was angry about it

So anyway my boss goes back to the truck to get something, at like 9 in the morning on the job site, opens up the back, the ENTIRE truck is filled with weed smoke which billows out because big awful dude is in there getting high. Boss is upset, obviously, but big awful dude is just laughing

I think they had to finish out the day with him but the boss was definitely irritated about it

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 143 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Guy found a gun in the customer’s stuff

Guy starting waving it around and playing with it, pulled the fuckin trigger, almost shot one of his coworkers

Cops came, guy said he was moving a cabinet and it went off which obviously no one believed, somehow he wasn’t arrested, idk

Guy was fired over the phone before he left the customer’s house

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I feel like this is spoiling somebody’s OPSEC

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t disagree with any of that… the only part I was taking issue with was saying “there is a level of truth” that the armed forces of both sides are working for safety of both sides.

If the IDF stopped killing innocent people, it would dramatically increase the level of safety in the future for the loved ones of the soldiers. And likewise for Hamas.

I mean obviously having 0 Israeli military isn’t gonna work; I do get what you’re saying. But put it this way; if Hamas had disappeared entirely on October 6th, everyone on all sides would be a hell of a lot safer today.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

without the auctions of their army their home will be at risk

Without Hamas’s recent actions, the home of the Palestinians would be at risk?

I think you gotta recheck your math on that one

And of course the same thing applies to Israel; without the IDF and settlers’ actions in Palestine, there wouldn’t have been an October 7th in the first place.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 1 points 1 year ago

“Vice President Harris has yet to detail her own plan” is literally a lie. I linked to her plan.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Credibility: High - Factual Reporting: High

Oh my FUCKING GOD

 

"I think what you're reacting to is that, at the moment, Biden is an unpopular president seeking a second term while Trump is a popular figure inside his party who is winning primary races. I wouldn't necessarily compare the two."

Credit to @JoshuaHolland

 

We're incredibly fortunate that the GOP is so weird. We need to take advantage of that before that weird becomes normal.

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