Unrelatable (except for the second part) 
moonlake
joined 5 years ago
Valentine's is objectively the most cringe day of the year, even if you're in a relationship. It's just so forced and commercialized. I'm so glad to be a part of the Volcel Vanguard 
Imagine if 
did a cover of Never Meant. It would heal America. Mom said it's my turn on the lathe of heaven
I agree, humans were Never Meant to play such a violent sport
I'm gonna start calling WWII "the Band of Brothers cinematic universe"
Can't wait for Putin to go on Joe Rogan's podcast and talk about aliens for 5 hours
Is my life a travesty? Find out in the next episode of My Life: a Travesty
2:00 PM is the dark night of the soul
I didn't know that Napoleon was a wife guy
Critical support to greedy CEOs for enshittifying their product so much that it becomes completely unusable. When I had a third-party 
app on my phone, I used to browse it for at least 30 minutes every day. Since reddit killed third-party apps, I don't browse it on my phone at all, only on PC, and much less often than I used to
Spent 8 hours in the wage cage. Went to my dentist (she's a woman so technically I wasn't alone on Valentine's
). Took a walk back to the apartment and played The Ascent, it was a great time. I'm actually stoked to be volcel right now so it's all good 
Trust me gang, it's better to be single than in a dysfunctional relationship (which is 80% of all romantic relationships in capitalism lol)