moonlake

joined 5 years ago
[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

A nice old grandma at the grocery store said that my Ovlov t-shirt was cool. I should have proposed to her on the spot

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think this is super unhealthy partly because it sets unrealistic expectations for real partners and relationships. The AI girlfriend is always 100% available, never criticizes you, never says anything bad, and so on. You can be a dirtbag but she will always treat you like you're the best person in the world. Imagine trying to date a real person after 2 years of being married to a LLM that is designed to be the perfect partner

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

me when I have to use the computer: "omg this is just like Black Mirror"

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

The average redditor is indistinguishable from a bot. Mfers can't even pass the Turing test

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Guys will be like "happy birthday to my beautiful wife" and it's just sentient-ai

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is Big Ed, you owe it to yourself to watch his incredibly embarassing adventures of meeting his 30 years younger mail-order bride from the Philippines. The man cannot stop taking Ls, it's amazing.

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

dean-smile

spoilerCishet white male gamer AKA the most oppressed minority

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I recently started playing the Mad Max videogame in preparation for Furiosa and it fucking rips. Ramming into an oncoming car at full speed with nitro boost never gets old no matter how many times I do it. Turns out that videogames are awesome skeleton-motorcycle

 
[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

omg he's literally me

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Furiously typing :skibidi-biden: into the megathread to see if we have the emoji already

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[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ACAB includes the Karma Police

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Soyjaks are cringe but it gets the point across. I made this shitpost while at work, feel free to share it on reddit and report back the results

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bathroom

 
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