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Hang a mirror over that sink, maybe some dryers, toilet goes in the far right corner.

To any non-js dev taking this too seriously: A good half of the technologies mentioned in this meme are redundant, you only need to learn

how to stay the fuck away from webdev

(in addition to the language).

See context

I think the joke is your public transport.

OK, now we have two complaints.

Oh wow, Big QWERTY here, taking a jab at Big Staggered.

Ah. Haven't thought of that, you're right.

Fix your detector.

I'm sorry, but this is the vanilla trolley problem. Save all but one or avoid going to jail.

When autonomous cars are good enough to just drive people around

they become autonomous cars. It's not autopilot if I'm liable, simple as that.