mokus

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

I’ll ride on the wing

Entering week two of Covid, hooray 🙄

I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.

If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”

Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?

Which historically is when some Christian writers believed the fetus gets a soul

His brain got smart but his head got dumb

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)