mokus

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[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 11 months ago

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

“If the shoreline fits”

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago
[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So, after he flees to Argentina?

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