mokus

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[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

They’re taking all our drugs and bringing jobs into the country 😢

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s especially perverse that they have decided the sin of sodom was homosexuality and used that as a wedge to exclude and dehumanize people, so that they can feel better about committing the ACTUAL sin of sodom that their own book clarifies is inhospitality to the outcasts and foreigners

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’re not fooling anyone, you’ll be stone dead in a moment

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 10 months ago (5 children)

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pray we do not update it further

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