moakley

joined 11 months ago
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Right. Same flavor as Blue Curaçao.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

That's grape.

Blue is a flavor, and it's yucky.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

It's funny because peanut butter, jelly, and bacon go so well together. Throw a little banana in there and fry it up, and you've got a Fat Elvis.

I think PB&J is just in a different category. I could eat them literally every day and never get tired of them, and I've heard the same from most other adults and children I've talked to about it.

My brother never liked peanut butter growing up, so he'd eat cream cheese and jelly sandwiches. I don't feel the need to say that in a way that expresses disdain, because I imagine it's impossible to read that sentence without the disdain being implied.

Anyway, doesn't really matter. You do you.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I know objectively that it doesn't matter, but I'm finding it really hard not to judge you as a person.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

we don’t have the time to do our chores

You also don't have to cobble your own shoes or darn your only pair of socks.

It isn't a serious perspective to say that medieval peasants had it better than anyone in a first world country today.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I can't read the article because I have an ad blocker, so I'll assume this means she's been crowned the new Ozzy, and being a rockstar will help her with the bills.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And it's all paid for by one pervert who sits across from the machine.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's #4 all time on there! I took this better picture this week but hadn't posted it yet because it's "babie week" there.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 189 points 1 day ago (11 children)

When I got a lawn, I didn't do anything to it. It gets mowed every two weeks, but that's it. After a particularly nasty drought most of the grass died. A few months later, clover started popping up on its own. It's much better than grass, and now a bunny likes to visit us.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Average user here. I don't have time to take up PCs as a hobby. When I need a computer, I need it to just do what I want so I can be done with it.

PC hobbyists always discount the amount of time and effort it takes to be a PC hobbyist. Like a recipe writer who completely ignores prep time and says a complicated recipe will only take 45 minutes.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Obviously! This is a serious project.

(I looked up a Star Trek font and didn't realize until just now that the whole thing was Star Trek font.)

 

I made this meme a few years ago and posted it to reddit. It immediately got gold and then barely any upvotes. I've always wanted to find a place to repost it, because it's a joke I'm proud of.

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My son wanted Mario and my daughter wanted foxes. I thought my solution tying them together was clever, but no one at the party seemed sufficiently impressed.

edit: I should have specified, these are mini sandwiches, not cookies. The colors are from food dye markers.

 

I think she likes it here because we don't seed grass, so there's lots of clover for her to munch on. I'm not sure where she sleeps, but some days she sits in the same spot all day.

She still runs from the kids sometimes, but I can walk just a few feet away from her and she'll just watch.

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And I definitely didn't accidentally step on any crayons in the process.

 
 

See? Nobody cares.

 

Based on a true story.

 
 
 
 
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