I was leasing a car in the middle of February in 2020, and while filling out paperwork, I was telling the salesman how the current research said COVID had a 10-14 day incubation period before people became symptomatic, and how we (the US) were fucked because there was no way we would do the stuff necessary to actually fight an illness like that, because it would require basically shutting down the whole country. He looked at me like I was crazy lol.
Eternal President Joe BAIden
Spite and setting an example.
It's cultural news. A Dominican corn dog made out of cheese and salami that won the Texas State Fair is an important cultural event. It also gives non-Americans an insight into the mainstream glorification of settler colonialism and how it seeps into things like sports until it seems innocuous.
This is what's going to replace FEMA:
Following up on my college football post from last week, its time for another important piece of college football news:
The time is currently 9:47 PM CST, and the University of Oklahoma still sucks!
This Saturday at 2:30 PM CST, the #1 University of Texas Longhorns will take on the #18 University of Oklahoma Sooners in the 120th Red River Rivalry at the Cotton Bowl at the Texas State Fair in Dallas, TX. Originally called the Red River Shootout before a bunch of incel school shooters caused gatdang PC liberals to cancel that much cooler name, what many consider to be the best rivalry game in college sports will take place in a neutral stadium located almost completely equidistant between the two universities (its 9 miles closer to OU). Fans will show up Saturday morning, many still drunk from the night before, to continue drinking and eating corny dogs in front of a 55 foot tall animatronic Texan, hoping to cheer on their team to victory in a stadium split evenly down the middle between the two teams. Hopefully, the team named after the beautiful and majestic Texas Longhorn will defeat the team named after a bunch of filthy settlers who stole land from the Native Americans! The winner will get to take home the rivalry's trophy, the Golden Hat, a gold-plated 10-gallon cowboy hat, and the loser will get to throw up on the rides on the Midway after getting too drunk and filling their stomachs with some of this year's award winning foods (CW Meat) : the Dominican Fritura Dog, the Cotton Candy Bacon on a Stick, and the Texas Sugar Rush Pickles!
There is the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, which is not in effect, wherein mostly blue states have pledged to award their EC votes to whoever wins the popular vote. It won't happen this time since it's not in effect, but it would be very funny for the libs to do all that, only to turn around and hand the election tot he GOP. I don't think it happens this time, though. It would require blue state ECs to defect.
The funniest election outcome is Trump winning the popular vote and losing the electoral college. Republicans would be apoplectic, which would be extremely funny after all the times they talked about how important the electoral college is after winning the EC and losing the popular vote.
I wanted to post it here so badly, but it wasn't on one of my burner reddit accounts lol
Like one day after Iran elects a neoliberal who is more likely to seek détente with the US lmao.
Forget Blue MAGA, the Genocide Joe admin is Blue PNAC. Dick Cheney, eat your mechanical heart out!
They way to get those people talking is to accuse them of lying.
PPB
It just means more!